Saturday, November 25, 2006

From Each Skull, A Story

I threatened to do it, and here it is! A new downloadable chapbook from Rik - the first in 4 years - for your pleasure and delectation. This one is called From Each Skull, A Story, and includes poems mainly written in the past couple of years, though one or two older ones have managed to creep in through the back door.

I'm still working on the love poems chapbook - I expect to be in a position to publish that in the next 2-3 months, assuming I survive Christmas.

Anyways, to celebrate this new publication I'm going to give away 5 signed copies of my book, The Rik Verse, to the first 5 people who email me with the text of the dedication they want me to write in the inside front cover and the address they want me to send it to. This is a strictly first come, first served offer. And yes, I will pay the postage costs; think of it as an early crimbo prezzie from me to you!

Friday, November 24, 2006

It's the new rage

Bloglebrity, that is.

C-List Blogger

I kinda like my edge-of-the scene status ...

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

My pffa sevenlings

... didn't win the 2006 pffa poetry competition - and, frankly, they didn't deserve to. You want proof?

Sevenling (As He Settles In His Pot)

As he settles in his pot his bones
migrate to the top, sorted by shakes
and caresses, the currents of time.

She hid him in the toilet, let spiders
weave him to the wall. His handles become
birth-chambers, banqueting halls, crypts.

She rubs tears on her chest to ease the pain.


... and for the final round I managed to write something even worse:

Sevenling (So the Devil's own cur)

So the Devil's own cur must hang, his command chain
hooked on the jibbet, a tight rope to swell his tongue
past blushing lips: Kuwait; Karbala; Dujal.

Old news; cold news; spun from a president's grave
desire for compassion in evil times: embryos must breathe,
sodomites repent, a Jesus embossed on each heart.

On every voter's card, a secret candidate: "J'accuse!"


The eventual winner fully deserved to win - I voted for it as soon as I read it. Go read it here. As for my contrived piles of dogshit, I'll be happy to let them descend into the obscurity they so fully deserve. I only posted them here to remind myself that, as the sainted Scavella keeps on telling me, "I'm not as good as I think I am". Amen!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Yes, I will permit you ...

... to worship me!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

November kitty photos

Because I know you love my cats almost as much as I do.


"I think we're supposed to play with it!"
"But if we ignore it they might buy us something even better!"


"If you plant me, will I grow up to be as big as you?"


"Do you think they've spotted us yet?"
"Not if I keep my eyes closed!"

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Kalieda biology snippet: the Rainbow Germ

At the microscopic level, the Kaliedan oceans, rivers and soils are teeming with life. Much of the bulk of this is composed of Germulaic lifeforms, analagous of the second creation [note: this means terran] lifeforms known as bacteria, but whose biochemical pathways are matched to the first creation [note: this means kaliedan] biosphere.

Germulas are fairly simple single celled organisms with a basic internal structure. The cells are defined by having a cell wall - of various materials dependent upon family - which is often tough and flexible. Cilia and flagella often protrude beyond the cell wall and are used for locomotion. Many species support this cell wall with an internal structure, often composed of different materials to that of the cell wall.

Inside the cell wall is found an inner membrane, whose functions vary but usually include controlling the transportation of molecules across the cell wall and managing chemical balances between the cell matrix and the outside wall. It also plays a role in energy metabolism, particularly energy production (chemically or photosynthetically) and the building of storage granulas (typically starches).

A second series of membranes - reactive membranes - can be found throughout the cellular matrix, often wound around the support structures. These are closely associated with the production of many types of proteins and other materials used to build and maintain the cell, and proteins associated with detection of external stimuli. They also play a key role in the transporting of materials across the cell, including signalling chemicals.

DNA is generally in the form of rings and short lengths that bundle together and float freely through the cell matrix (ie there is no nucleic membrane) - at least one such pseudo-chromosome bundle is present in the cell, though multiple copies are more often found. One bundle will always be found embedded within the reactive membrane and will be the active pseudo-chromosome controlling the biochemical activity of the cell. The purpose of the other bundles (if present) will vary between species - sometimes they are used during sexual reproduction, or in some species for the hijacking of other cells. In other species the additional pseudo-chromosomes will compete with the active pseudo-chromosome for control of the cell.

Cells do not exist in isolation: rather thay have a proactive relationship with other cells of the same species and of other species, forming a complex web of predation, cannibalism and parasitism. All Germula species posess protective granulas which float freely within the cell matrix, protected from it by simple lipid membranes. Almost certainly these were originally free-living species of Germula which have evolved a symbiotic relationship with their host. There are probably as many types of protective granulas as there are Germula species, varying in complexity from simple strands of RNA with a few associated proteins to miniature Germula cells that have lost the ability to survive or reproduce outside of the host cell. They all have a key role in defending the host cell from hijack or predation by other cells, and many are capable of other functions such as more efficient waste management or more complex energy storage mechanisms. Most Germula species will have their own type of protective granula - a few granula types are found in more than one species, and a few species have managed to aquire more than one granula type, which manage to coexist within the same host.

Taxonomic divisions within the Germula Kingdom
Knowledge of the range and diversity of Germula species is incomplete. The sharing of genetic material between species is common, and the web of predation and parasitism is complex. Some microbiologists prefer to think of the whole Kingdom as a single, highly diverse species.

For practical purposes, species are identified according to their physical appearance, the main materials used to build the cell wall and (if present) internal struts, their ability or otherwise to survive extreme conditions, and their key sources of energy and waste products. These characteristics were chosen as they are the least likely to change down the generations.

The Rainbow Germ
One of the most intensively studied Germula species is the Rainbow Germ. This is an organism commonly found in estury muds, noted for its wide tolerance to changes in salinity and its propensity to grow an internal structure using metalled silica (an Si02 matrix within which can be embedded atoms or molecules of various metals - in particular nickel and copper, and less frequently palladium, silver, platinum and gold). The major component of its cell wall is cellulose, with bands of acetated cellulose spiralling from the base of the cell to its tip. A flagella with two strands twice the length of the cell is located at the base of the cell. The organism is so common in some esturies that accretions of dead cells form deep sandbanks. Ancient strands of organisms similar to the Rainbow Germ have been mined in some areas, principally to extract copper and nickel.

diagram of a Rainbow Germ organism

The organism obtains most of its energy from photosynthesis, principally from the shorter visible wavelengths, giving the cell a green-red shimmer when observed under the microscope - hence its name. It uses the energy to produce a range of starches which are stored throughout the cell matrix in storage granulas, with a particular concentration of granulas around the flagella root and the cell spike.

A typical cell will possess two DNA pseudo-chromosome bundles, composed of 8 rings of various sizes joined together by a ninth DNA ring which appears to have a purely structural role. The pseudo-chromosomes do not appear to compete for control of the cell; instead one bundle acts as the active pseudo-chromosome controlling day-to-day metabolism, while the other controls both sexual and asexual reproduction (and is thus known as the sexual pseudo-chromosome). Both bundles possess a complete inventory of the organism's genetic code.

The Rainbow Germ is an opportunistic parasite of a number of closely related, and a few more distantly related, Germula species. In addition to being able to reproduce asexually by simple division, the organism is also able to hijack other cells.

The hijack follows a similar pattern to sexual reproduction in the species. When two cells come together to mate, they each transfer to the other cell their sexual pseudo-chromosome, via the cell spike. The transferred pseudo-chromosomes then undergo a quasi-mitotic gene swap with the resident active pseudo-chromosome, mediated by a sexual membrane grown specifically for the purpose. Hijacking follows exactly the same procedure, except that only the Rainbow Germ cell transfers its pseudo-chromosome.

The cell spike plays a crucial role in this process. The tip of the spike is packed with enzymes and RNA snippets which, on being injected into a new cell, rapidly attack and destroy the resident DNA structures. Once this is achieved, the sexual pseudo-chromosome enters the cell and immediately begins to reorganise the cell contents and structure to meet its requirements. Membrane building takes precedence over structural changes and the hijack can take several days to be completed, by which time the pseudo-chromosome will have produced a copy of itself to act as a new sexual pseudo-chromosome.

Sexual reproduction follows the same course, but with both cells impaling each other. Each cell is able to neutralise the other's enzyme attack and subdue the transferred pseudo-chromosome, which then plays a passive role in the gene swap. Once the swap is completed the implanted pseudo-chromosome is destroyed and the active pseudo-chromosome produces a new pseudo chromosome from the remnants of the old.

Many hijack attempts fail, and the Rainbow Germ is in a constant spiral of evolution with its prey as it develops new enzymes and DNA snippets to overcome the attacked cell's defences. The protective granulas, which consist of between 6 and 12 well developed organelles (the primary protective granulas) and a separate granula set of proteins and mixed nucleic acid chains (the secondary protective granulas), play a lynchpin role in the Rainbow Germ's own defence system.

The Rainbow Germ does not undergo an alternation of generations, though it does go through a 4 day inactive phase every 6-8 weeks when the flagella are lost and regrown.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Apologies

Many apologies to those of you who subscribe to this blog via RSS feeds. I converted over to beta.blogger yesterday and in my excitement decided to give all my archived posts some labels. The sensible thing for me to have done would have been to turn off the RSS feeds feature thingy before I started, but in typical Rik fashion I only realised what was going on halfway through the process. Oops.

Now all I've got to do is figure out how to get the labels to list down the sidebar without losing other essential text like my RikVerse image and links.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Rikweb rises again

Technical problems at the home of all things Rik meant the website took a small midweek break. The good news is that it has returned and can now be accessed again. I've taken the opportunity of this enforced break to tweak a few things on the poetry side of the site - for instance many of the poems listed in the Archive now show the first line of the poem as well as the title. The bad news is that I have to choose some new favourite Rik poems as I'd forgotten to update the mirror database. If either of you have any suggestions about which poems ought to go in the Showcase, then let me know!

The not quite so bad news is that I've taken this opportunity to dump the Periscope. So you can both breathe easy, there'll be no more mad website-y ideas from Rik for a little while.