Would you like eyeballs with that, Sir?

I've been trying hard not to say this in public, but there comes a time to admit defeat. Smoog is one of the best reads currently to be found floating through the damp and echo-y Halls of Quietitude that others call The Blog Land.

Evidence? Take this from her latest post:

Our violent destruction at the wings of fowl is only a matter of time. They thought they'd bring us down with DefBock 3 - Hell in a 9-Piece Bucket. We only came back for more. Then they stepped up their game with DefBock 2 - Meet McSalmonella. Now it's apparent they're pulling out all the stops. They've become desperate. They are using themselves as tiny little petri dishes, brewing up a delightful hemorrhagic cuppa for us all.

'Nuff said, really.