Can it be true ...?

... that there really is a gay poet originating from the Romney Marshes who's on the right track to poetic fame and fortune?

Indeed it is true! His name is - Ben Barton (damn), and it looks like his hard work is beginning to pay off. Kudos to Ben and all my best wishes to him for a successful and prosperous poetic future!

And no, I'm not jealous. Not in the least.

(At least I don't live in Folkestone)