26 hour writing contest

Evil Editor has just posted the results of his 26 hour writing contest. My effort is lodged in at #4. I've no idea if this means mine was 4th best, or one of the best 10 entries EE received, or if the contest only received 10 entries in total. Even so, there's some very funny entries posted - though you have to be in on the joke to, um, get the jokes.

Miss Snark doesn't read Minion blogs, does she? Please say she doesn't ...